queer-punk:

i get sexually frustrated just by looking at you

teenscoolest:

why cant i cry money instead of tears

probend:

if ur cute and i dont follow u back let me know

bueno:

will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful

raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

inbox:

why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit

soleilouis:

"not smiling couch poster"

Kat Dennings’ Lipton Tea Ad [X]

nutthing:

r u a sofa bc ur sofaking annoying

(Source: phineasomg)